I have needs

Holiday over, back to work, brain is tired. So here is a little bit of fun with Google that has been making it's way around some blogs I read..... You type your first name and the word needs in quotation marks, "Christine needs" in Google and this is what you get...

Christine needs only to cough or sneeze and she could have a brain hemorrhage
- should I be concerned about this?

Christine needs to stop looking at clothes
- it's what's on the inside that counts after all.

Christine needs to install XP
- I guess Microsoft has heard of this game already and is using this as a marketing tool, Bill Gates scares me.

Christine needs to know where her inventory is located at all times
- I have a problem

Christine needs something more than just fast sex and a roll in the hay
- I could think of some witty comments here but I don't want to spoil the moment.

When Damian Ware enters her life, he is just the solid foundation Christine needs.
- too funny after the one above, and look what the second line was... "Damian is not only handsome and rich, but he is a strong, loving"
- who is this guy and how do I find him?

Christine needs to have kids
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Christine needs constant attention
- My 4th grade teacher would agree

Christine needs a bone marrow transfusion to survive
- I demand your pity now.

Christine needs us
- sniff, sniff, I love you guys

Thanks to Maht and goodthomas for taking the pressure off of having to come up with an original blog entry. Now I just gotta come up with something for tomorrow....