Friday, May 25, 2007

I have needs

Holiday over, back to work, brain is tired. So here is a little bit of fun with Google that has been making it's way around some blogs I read..... You type your first name and the word needs in quotation marks, "Christine needs" in Google and this is what you get...

Christine needs only to cough or sneeze and she could have a brain hemorrhage
- should I be concerned about this?

Christine needs to stop looking at clothes
- it's what's on the inside that counts after all.

Christine needs to install XP
- I guess Microsoft has heard of this game already and is using this as a marketing tool, Bill Gates scares me.

Christine needs to know where her inventory is located at all times
- I have a problem

Christine needs something more than just fast sex and a roll in the hay
- I could think of some witty comments here but I don't want to spoil the moment.

When Damian Ware enters her life, he is just the solid foundation Christine needs.
- too funny after the one above, and look what the second line was... "Damian is not only handsome and rich, but he is a strong, loving"
- who is this guy and how do I find him?

Christine needs to have kids

Christine needs constant attention
- My 4th grade teacher would agree

Christine needs a bone marrow transfusion to survive
- I demand your pity now.

Christine needs us
- sniff, sniff, I love you guys

Thanks to Maht and goodthomas for taking the pressure off of having to come up with an original blog entry. Now I just gotta come up with something for tomorrow....


Peggy said...

I'm glad you didn't need a - swift kick up the backside.

I bet you forgot to include:

A day at a spa

A pint

I am going to borrow this one - giving you full credit of course.

Mellifluous Dark said...

Good to discover your blog. I have just done that 'X needs' thingy. It is quite odd and scarily apt.

Who is Damian Ware...? Will you track him down?

Off to update blog now with my 'needs'...

Baxter Tocher said...

There's another variant of this at Googlism:

Colleen J said...

Here's a couple that I found for myself:

Colleen was exposed to drugs and alcohol in utero. Her physical development is similar to other children her age.

PLAYBOY bunny Colleen told Chris she’s going to lock herself in a hotel room and have 30 orgasms in a row as soon as she leaves Love Island.

Colleen needs a home without any other animals, or young children as they could scare her.

Colleen needs Lily's help in finding out what it is that JT has on his computer that is such a secret.

Ha ha ha haha ahhahaaha hah aha