Seen in Sainsbury's

3 women, hovering around the chocolate bar display.
All with glazed over eyes.
Nervously looking around them every now and then to see who (if anyone) was watching them.

70%, 80%, how much cocoa content would be enough?
Single women, getting their fix.

Guys, don't bother with the pubs and night clubs.
Hang out a your local grocery store in the chocolate aisle.